Presenting for your consideration…

Lisa Kentzell* - Petaluma's Most Shameless Gold-Digging Slut

aka: The REAL "Life of Lisa"
* To call this greedy, Trump-endorsing, death-penalty-supporting, wicked, evil woman "Lisa Laporte" would be to give the pathetic sham marriage she has orchestrated for her own selfish financial gain a legitimacy it does not deserve.